Keith Richards Snorted His Dad's Ashes With Cocaine

I feel a South Park episode coming on.

This is pretty sick:

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Yep ... we'll see a South Park about this.