Global Cooling Kills Sea Otters

Is Greenpeace and Al Gore to blame?

An extra-cold winter on the Alaska Peninsula has frozen sea otters out of the bay and pushed them onto the tundra near Port Heiden where they're easy prey for wolves, humans and hunger.

We must protect the sea otters from ourselves and other predators. Please, drive your SUV an extra mile or two, leave you lights and TV on, use aerosols, and don't purchase carbon credits this month. We must get the global temperature back UP to normal if the sea otters are to survive. In our impulsive overzealousness we allowed the Earth to cool too much, and the sea otters are paying a heavy price.