Green Sex ... Infection Need Not Apply

This is truly twisted! Now sex is destroying the planet? There are so many questions, but I really don't want answers to many of them. Questions like:

• What exactly is organic lubricant?
• What are eco-undies, and how much more eco can you get than cotton?

Funny thing is that the one thing I expected to be addressed wasn't. The "Eco-Sexy Kit" contains condoms. Are condoms environmentally friendly? I vote no.

There's even an eco-friendly adult website dedicated to naked vegetarians, appropriately called Veg Porn.

Camille Labchuk, speaking on behalf of the Green Party of Canada, gives the movement two green thumbs-up.

Two thumbs up where?

I don't know what's more disturbing: organic lubricant, or people who make love to the soundtrack of the global warming documentary An Inconvenient Truth ... eeeeeeewwwwwww.