Cheney Will Become President This Saturday!

The moment so many of you out there have dreaded will arrive this Saturday. Vice President Cheney will become President of the United States.

CNN:

President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the chief White House spokesman said.

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